Chace Crawford is as fragile as a baby unicorn’s first coo and as precious as a bunny in a bubble bath , so you can’t expect him to hold his own umbrella! Besides, it’s impossible for Chace to hold his own umbrella. He might smudge his freshly polished nails or smear the foundation on his palms. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester can hold their own umbrellas, because their ancestors were vikings or miners or some shit
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And Then They Shot Him
During an interview for her new album Bionic , Xtina (who is looking a little like a blonde Ann Magnuson in Glitter ) flipped the bitch switch on when some dude let out a cough in the room. A quick second later, she sent him to the firing squad. Yeah, I know she was joking (sort of, kind of, not really), but she should still blame her self! Whenever Xtina moves just a bit, thousands of bronzing powder and crusted mascara particles fly off her face and dance through the air before diving into the throat of an unsuspecting innocent person.
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No More Prostitution Whore-ah In The Rea...
Andy Cohen announced last night that Bravo has officially put out Danielle Beverly Angela Merrill Staub's " love and light " and she will not bring her straitjacket-worthy fuckery to season 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. So Caroline Manzo is going to have to find another bitch to use her bootleg Mafia Wars impersonation on. There were rumors that all 3 of the housewives of NJ refused to sign on to another season if Danielle was in the cast
Rapper T.I. Caught With Tranny Prostitut...
Habitual criminal and part-time rapper T.I. was arrested with a busted transsexual prostitute and a supply of Zionist drugs. Apparently these drugs fill the already polluted mind of infidels with a burning desire for homosexual deeds.
Open Post: Hosted By A Bottle Of Pissky...
Giving a whole new meaning " to getting pissed," biomedical researcher James Gilpin has created a new kind of whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetics. Cut to R. Kelly at his neighborhood bar asking the bartender for a glass of that pepaw pee pee on the rocks
