If anime versions of the gypsy king from Thinner and Ratpunzel consummated their newfound love behind a tree in Woodstock, their broken condom baby might look like Lady CaCa on the cover of September’s Vanity Fair .
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No More Prostitution Whore-ah In The Rea...
Andy Cohen announced last night that Bravo has officially put out Danielle Beverly Angela Merrill Staub's " love and light " and she will not bring her straitjacket-worthy fuckery to season 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. So Caroline Manzo is going to have to find another bitch to use her bootleg Mafia Wars impersonation on. There were rumors that all 3 of the housewives of NJ refused to sign on to another season if Danielle was in the cast
Rapper T.I. Caught With Tranny Prostitut...
Habitual criminal and part-time rapper T.I. was arrested with a busted transsexual prostitute and a supply of Zionist drugs. Apparently these drugs fill the already polluted mind of infidels with a burning desire for homosexual deeds.
Open Post: Hosted By A Bottle Of Pissky...
Giving a whole new meaning " to getting pissed," biomedical researcher James Gilpin has created a new kind of whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetics. Cut to R. Kelly at his neighborhood bar asking the bartender for a glass of that pepaw pee pee on the rocks
