A few months ago Tara Reid lifted her head up off the toilet and wet burped something about how she’s no longer engaged to entrepreneur Michael Axtmann (that’s “Michael Assman” if you own a jar of anal fade cream). At the time, Tara didn’t give any details about the split, but mostly because she was still trying to figure out if she hallucinated the whole thing in a drunken haze. There was a rumor that Tara wouldn’t sign a prenup

According to Julianne Hough , Gaycrest is not trying to pretend he’s hugging a gigantic erect penis in the picture above.