Because Maury was booked for the week, President Obama decided to open the gate and feed the crazy hens on The View this morning. Obama said that he chose to go on The View, because it’s one of the shows Michelle actually watches.

Judge Marsha originally announced that our ” World Without Lindsay ” party would last 90 days, and then the Sheriff’s Department popped a few balloons and said LiLo’s sentence has been reduced 14 days. Well, blink the lights and declare it LAST CALL, because Radar is saying that Judge Marsha just Shawshanked 2 more days off her sentence for time she served a million years ago.