14-year-old boys and middle-aged nerds who regularly get yelled at by their moms for leaving skidmarks in their underoos will be weeping into their custom made World of Warcraft bed sheets tonight, because Star Magazine is saying that prolific philosopher Megan Fox got married to Brian Austin Green in Hawaii last week. Well, at least the fanboys will always have the beautiful memories of their wedding to a Megan Fox cardboard cutout (which has the same IQ as the real Megan Fox)
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No More Prostitution Whore-ah In The Rea...
Andy Cohen announced last night that Bravo has officially put out Danielle Beverly Angela Merrill Staub's " love and light " and she will not bring her straitjacket-worthy fuckery to season 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. So Caroline Manzo is going to have to find another bitch to use her bootleg Mafia Wars impersonation on. There were rumors that all 3 of the housewives of NJ refused to sign on to another season if Danielle was in the cast
Rapper T.I. Caught With Tranny Prostitut...
Habitual criminal and part-time rapper T.I. was arrested with a busted transsexual prostitute and a supply of Zionist drugs. Apparently these drugs fill the already polluted mind of infidels with a burning desire for homosexual deeds.
Open Post: Hosted By A Bottle Of Pissky...
Giving a whole new meaning " to getting pissed," biomedical researcher James Gilpin has created a new kind of whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetics. Cut to R. Kelly at his neighborhood bar asking the bartender for a glass of that pepaw pee pee on the rocks
