Somewhere up in heaven Rue, Estelle and Bea are outside of the adult section waiting for the porn parody of The Golden Girls . Now, I don’t know whether they want to watch that mess in the comfort of their own lanai, or if Sophia wants to throw holy water on it before banishing it to the depths of hell.

According to the prophecy foretold in the holy Qur’an, “at the end of times a woman of gold will defeat the forces of darkness”. With the death of Rue McClanahan that leaves just one “Golden Girl” left, Betty White. Betty White is the universe’s last hope against the evil shape shifting Jewish Zionist cabal that threatens to destroy everything that is good and pure, and by that of course I mean Islam.