Here we have Mah Boo Anderson Cooper throwing Jessica Simpson a ” So you think your no-no makes dicks go boom? ” look at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party on Sunday night. Seriously, if John Mayer thinks Jessica has the stuff to cause crotch explosions, then he obviously doesn’t know about the Silver Fox’s powers.
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No More Prostitution Whore-ah In The Rea...
Andy Cohen announced last night that Bravo has officially put out Danielle Beverly Angela Merrill Staub's " love and light " and she will not bring her straitjacket-worthy fuckery to season 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. So Caroline Manzo is going to have to find another bitch to use her bootleg Mafia Wars impersonation on. There were rumors that all 3 of the housewives of NJ refused to sign on to another season if Danielle was in the cast
Rapper T.I. Caught With Tranny Prostitut...
Habitual criminal and part-time rapper T.I. was arrested with a busted transsexual prostitute and a supply of Zionist drugs. Apparently these drugs fill the already polluted mind of infidels with a burning desire for homosexual deeds.
Open Post: Hosted By A Bottle Of Pissky...
Giving a whole new meaning " to getting pissed," biomedical researcher James Gilpin has created a new kind of whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetics. Cut to R. Kelly at his neighborhood bar asking the bartender for a glass of that pepaw pee pee on the rocks
