Newly converted Muslim Miley Cyrus has taken up the Jihad against the West.

Miley showed her disdain for the Anglo-American crusaders who are pillaging the holy land by wearing a ripped up Union Jack flag while having her ass hang out of her skirt.

This is a courageous and powerful message by Miley. By defiling the UK flag she is telling the British people to stop their aggression against Islam and their support of the illegal occupation of Palestine. By showing her ass Miley is making sure everyone takes notice of her message, and it reminds them that if they do not do something soon everything will end up covered in sh*t.

Yes Miley Cyrus is now a proud Muslim woman, and she is not going to sit idly by while her Islamic brothers and sisters suffer at the hands of the world Zionist conspiracy. May Allah bless your righteous Jihad Miley. Allahu Akbar!

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Because Maury was booked for the week, President Obama decided to open the gate and feed the crazy hens on The View this morning. Obama said that he chose to go on The View, because it’s one of the shows Michelle actually watches. But I’d like to think that Obama went on The View just to fuck with Hasselcrack.

Obviously, they talked about boring political stuff…blah…blah…blah…but then they got to the highly important news that American is really concerned with. They brought up a cokeyhead and an overcooked Ewok! Obama admitted that he knows Lindsay Lohan is locked up, but he took a page out of Mimi’s Lisa Frank notebook when he said he nevah heard of Snooki.

You lieeeeeee! It was just a couple of months ago when Obama brought up Snooki’s name during a speech. Yes, obviously one of his speech writers threw her name in there, but even if Obama knows who Snooki is he should never admit it. Never admit to knowing what a Snooki is. Even Willy Wonka turns his head the other way when he passes Snooki in the hallway at his factory.

But seriously, I’m sure Obama and Snooki will laugh about this when he names her Secretary of Fuckery in a couple of years.

via Jezebel