Pop sensation Justin Bieber has joined the Crips, a notorious Los Angeles street gang. Bieber made the shocking revelation while being interviewed by a Pennsylvania radio station yesterday afternoon.

So I’m watching Gaycrest interview an awkward Miley Cyrus (who looked like she was trying to suck in her stomach WHILE holding a fresh fart at the same time) when all of a sudden Trish Cyrus comes galloping onscreen as though someone just yelled ” LAST PEEN ” at the cougar convention! Trish looks like she won fourth place in a Shauna Sand look-alike contest at a Hooters in Texas and drowned her sorrows in cheap whiskey and cheap dick before she passed out face first in a urinal. Basically, she looks like perfection