One of the perks of being a celebrity is that you get to f*ck pretty much anything you want.
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The Wrong Way To Launch A Watermelon...
In this preview clip for the new season of The Amazing Race , Claire finds out the hard way what it's like to get slapped in the face by one of Aretha Franklin's chichis.
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Henry Cavill...
I never got into The Tudors even though some people kept telling me to get a piece of that shit since it's like soft-core porn but with more torn britches and Jonathan Rhys Meyers nipples (a selling point, yes). So for those of you did bust many an eye orgasm while watching The Tudors, here's one of its stars Henry Cavill getting his chest follicles wet on the set of The Cold Light of Day in Spain yesterday afternoon. Most of the pictures are small and a little blurry, but you probably squint your eyes and blink a lot when you fap, so you won't even know the difference!
White Oprah Never Gets A Day Off...
Can't White Oprah just have one full day of lying passed out on the garage floor (with car keys still in hand) without Nana Lohan having to tase her in the neck to tell her that once again someone has dragged the innocent Lohan name through the mud! Kind of like how White Oprah had to drag herself out of the T.G.I.Friday's to barf her 8th Mud Slide of the night into the bushes.
