Ever since Selena Gomez has turned 18, Hollywood lesbians have been tripping over themselves trying to get a taste of her newly legal enchilada. Luckily for Selena, Lindasy Lohan one of the more aggressive Hollywood dykes is currently in the big house. However, Selena has still been receiving obscene pickup lines from the c*nt hungry lesbians that infest the movie industry.

Demi Lovato’s ego is officially out of control. She was at a mall signing autographs in Detroit yesterday when she noticed a crippled boy on his way to get a refreshing Orange Julius. According to one eye witness Demi shouted “Hey everyone watch this.