Looking like she just rolled out of the gutter where she was spooning with her career, Mischa Barton and a friend visited the Hammer (more like Hammered) Museum together and later she went to an ATM to collect a ” no funds available ” receipt. Okay, okay, even though Mischa looks like she out fished old weave pieces from Brit Brit’s bathroom pipes and glued them to the top of her head, this isn’t a complete disaster. I mean, if you Photoshop a pair of plastic glasses on her face and squint just a bit, she’ll sort of resemble Garth from Wayne’s World
Archive for June, 2010
Mischa Barton Does Her Best Lindsay Lohan Impersonation
Quote From A Juggalo
Nerve asked a few Juggalos and Juggalettes including Dirty Byrd (above) to give out sex advice and to also share stories of all the magic that goes on at shows.
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