If you just got back from Sunday service where you drank all the Blood of Christ, snorted a handful of crushed down communion wafers and free-based holy water in the bathroom, turn around and go back to do it all again.
Archive for February, 2010
Blame JLove
Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told George Lopez of all people about how she regularly vagazzles her chocha and recommends that every woman join her. Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about. I learned a few things while watching this enlightening video.
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The Photoshop Awards: Lady CaCa On Vanit...
If anime versions of the gypsy king from Thinner and Ratpunzel consummated their newfound love behind a tree in Woodstock, their broken condom baby might look like Lady CaCa on the cover of September's Vanity Fair .
OctoSana Has Some Stuff To Say...
Oksana Grigorieva has gone through two publicists already , because they keep telling to shut her lips to the media about all things Mel Gibson but she doesn't listen. Case in point: OctoSana gave an interview to Radar Online outside of a Ralph's in Los Angeles this morning.
Open Post: Hosted By A Dancing Swedish C...
The next time a polis officer tries to arrest your ass in Sweden (which probably happens to you all the time), show him this video on your iPhone and tell him that you're not going anywhere with him until he shakes his lingonberries to The Knife. Fuck a badge.
